just below the surface

I'm awkward. You're awkward. Let's be friends.

gryffindor-chick:

pi4nobl4ck:

Your tax dollars at work

THIS IS WORTH EVERY DIME

elliegalaxies:

I WAS ON THE TRAIN HOME FROM COLLEGE TODAY AND THIS CHAVVY GUY WAS SAT IN FRONT OF ME, IN HIS TRACKSUIT, LOOKING ALL BADASS WITH HIS DR. DRE BEATS HEADPHONES AROUND HIS NECK.

THE ENTIRE CARRIAGE WENT QUIET AND FROM THE HEADPHONES I JUST HEARD

yeahhhh it’s a party in the usa

12 hours ago with 271,219 notes

sovietunions:

one thing i never do is write a rough draft it’s all or nothing go big or go home

13 hours ago with 566,696 notes

hohohobutmadefashion:

when two of your friends get into an argument and they both try to drag you in for support and you’re like

image

13 hours ago with 119,570 notes

polymer:

fml hes perfect
alizena:

#This could be us but you keep calling the police