just below the surface

I'm awkward. You're awkward. Let's be friends.

fartgallery:

4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math

3 days ago with 558,347 notes

bonerfart:

soaply:

*upper middle class fucker voice* But you have [one nice thing] so how are you poor 

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3 days ago with 54,531 notes

evilscientist:

teacher: your homework will only have 4 problems!

homework: 1a 1b 1c 1d 1e 2a 2b 2c 2d 2e 3a 3b 3c 3d 3e 4a 4b 4c 4d 4e

3 days ago with 123,489 notes

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katzmatt:

dogmanbirdgirl:

My whole life has led up to this moment.

omg these are so beautiful

If I don’t get one of these I’ll cry

skypestripper:

when ur up too late and ur mom comes in ur roomimage

3 days ago with 155,353 notes

"Wow, what a butthole."
Either a compliment or an insult depending on the situation (via gnarly)

3 days ago with 103,784 notes

shsl-kouhai:

residentmadscientist:

kidinabearsuit:


An escaped sheep was found with 60 pounds of wool.
Shrek the sheep ran away and hid in a cave in New Zealand for 6 years. When Shrek was finally found in 2004, the sheep had gone unsheared for so long that it had accumulated 60 pounds of wool on its body, enough to make 20 suits! The sheep became famous and even got to meet the Prime Minister. Shrek finally passed away last month at the age of 16.

Its name was Shrek.

too many layers

FUCK

sorelatable:

THIS TYPE OF ICE IS THE BEST TYPE OF ICE

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