just below the surface

I'm awkward. You're awkward. Let's be friends.

bisexualfetus:

my résumé

meatbicyclevevo:

thetowndrugdealer:

precumming:

I JUST PUT MY SHIRT ON AND THERE WAS A SPIDER IN IT!!!!!!!!

or did you just put a shirt on that a spider was already wearing?

thats so rude

2 hours ago with 27,512 notes

zooeyclairedeschanel:

i have no interest in small talk tell me about ur childhood and what ur parents are like and how many siblings u have and if u are afraid of death or if u believe in an afterlife and what ur favorite movie is and if u like romantic comedies or horror movies or action movies and what kind of music u like and why and tell me the bands or artists u loved in middle school but are too ashamed to admit to anyone else

2 hours ago with 511,998 notes

buttchunks:

Starships were meant to fly
buttchunks:

Starships were meant to fly
phantom-quantum:

Sad? Disappointed? Draw offensive bunnies.